
7 Minutes in Heaven {Intro}Homestuck Heaven7 Minutes in Heaven {Intro} by ~rosedragon123
You sighed as your phone rang. Caller? Dave Strider, possibly the coolest and most ironic kid on Earth.
You had somehow made it into Dave's session, and had met him, John, Jane, Jade, and Rose in the process. You had traveled along with them and the trolls to the new universe, once you realized that your own session was a void one. You and your teammates had never prototyped, and when you finally entered the Medium, your teammates had been stupid, inconsiderate fucks and had rushed to meet their denizens before they were ready.
Needless to say, they were killed, and then you had made it to the Beta session.
You rolled your (e/c) eyes and picked up your phone.
"What do you want, Strider?"
"Party at Roxy's place, if you're interested."
"She's going to get me drunk off my ass."
"She's going to get everyone drunk."
"While getting drunk herself."
"Whatever, we're planning to play 7 minutes in Heaven."
"Oh god, count me out. That shit's embarrassing as fuck."
"Hell no,